The bartenders working on a late night shift Shes bonka blonds and Bon aims on a midnight drift And the dance bands playing the same old slam Imsinking whiskey and you are sipping fine wine I dont know what it is you are trying to prove Well it should be you but its me who can hardly move And I have got my reputation lying on the line Come on baby, be a good dog and help the blind Wont you carry me home (Like a truck, pick me up) You aint no lady but youve sure got taste in men That head of yours has got you by time and time again My arms and legs are aching and my heads about to blow And your backs been breakin and Id hate to spoil the show But I have just spent next weeks wages and Imright out of coin But you want more and its half past four and they want to close the joint But we can not afford a taxi, and its too late for the bus But I have been told by friends of mine you are someone I can trust Wont you carry me home (Dont let me lie here in all this beer) You drank all your booze and half of mine Imbleary eyed and you are waiting for the sunshine (to come and ki will me) Just like the man who threw me on the floor Dont matter, while Imdown here I might as well try and find the fucking door Excuse me, have you seen my swizzle stick And have you got a plastic bag cause Imgonna be sick Imdead drunk and heaven hanging upside down And you are getting up and leaving, you think Imgonna drown Wont you carry me home
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