There was a bunch of roadies
And this here is their story
A scurvy bunch of evil twits
Who never say theyre sorry
Theyve traveled cross the nations
Fuckin paid vacations
We love the schism that they make
Theyre here for the duration
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
There was fuck all else to do
The captains name is Rick
Whose "Bozo-do" is slick
He really thinks he knows it all
Hes just a Jersey hick
Wanking, cranking, Georgie
He always finds an orgy
He rubs his balls and picks his nose
Hes horny Georgie porgie
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
There was fuck all else to do
The kind of sleaze is Ring
Polaroids his thing
He whipped it out, her teeth fell out
And now its in a sling
From LA we have Troy
His fetish is Playboy
A smelly trout, hell eat it out
Go wash your hands you are M.O.I.
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
There was fuck all else to do
John Tempesta is The Joker
The Adams apple choker
Sandra Bernhard is his twin
Hed probably even poke her
The B-boy was John Rooney
He was a fuckin loony
He does a rap, he thinks hes black
Hes sof t like Gerry Cooney
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
There was fuck all else to do
Yo my name is Bi will
Dur, bouncing is my skill, duh,
Smoke ten packs and use my plaque
Duh, with my breath I will ki will
Thursby is the lard ass
The monitors are his task
The sound they made when the band played
Was like Ed Trunk with bad gas
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
There was fuck all else to do
The photobug is Ambo
Hell fi will up any hairy hole
Well blindfold you with dental floss
You burnt out fuckin bimbo
The bottom line is Z
Oh please dont sit on me
Go wipe your hemorrhoid ridden butt
You 1960s hippie
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
There was fuck all else to do
This here was the story
About our fuckin roadies
A scurvy bunch of evil twits
Who never say theyre sorry
Theyve traveled cross the nations
Fuckin paid vacations
We love the schism that they make
Theyre here for the duration
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
There was fuck all else to do
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