Lard You can see it
In the clouds up in the sky
Lard
Floats by in clusters In our water supply
Lard Its all of us, man In our pores and in our hair
Lards What we conceal With these corny clothes we wear
Lard is all Lard is divine Lard is control Lard whips and chains our soul
Lard-We carry credit cards Lard-We li have in fear of art
Lard is the -OM Lard is revolution Lard is the tapeworm In the bottle of cheap tequila That comes ali have at night And sneaks up And bites your nipple
Lard Lard
Nowadays, most of us need someone To run our personal life Someone to see that The plants are watered, Someone to make sure the place is clean, Someone to make sure dinner is waiting, Someone to call for theatre tickets, Someone to make up those cheap excuses
What we need is...
Lard-The answer Lard-The dancer Lard-The ointment Lard-The dream Absorb it Inflame it Respect it Molest it The country right now just wants to be Soothed, and told it doesnt have to pay or Sacrifice or learn No one is over the hi will When the mountain comes to Mohammed
Lard Lard Lard
Lard-We love to eat Lard-We love to pray Lard-Mold over mind Lard-Hooray
Every time I take a crap Its a cosmic experience
Religion and chemicals Are the key to the future
Next time we have sex Just pretend ImEd Meese
The weasels have it down, man Its a whole new age
Lard
Which would you prefer- A computer or a gun?
The sharks out lived the dinosaurs, you know
Pity the poor trainer In the stable when the race horse farts
Poison oak really is The aphrodisiac of the Gods
When people are asleep We must all become alarm clocks
Hey, man Life is my college
Its Dental Floss of the mind Who wi will babysit the babysitters?
Ever hear about that guy in New York whose dick Fell off in the bath after he shot it full of coke?
Its OK to run out of butter in Zambia Just smear squashed caterpillars on your toast
Waiter, there is a terrorist in my soup Which came first- Max Headroom or Gerald Ford?
Are you a man or are you a mouse? If you love your fun- Die for it
And feel The Power of Lard The Power of Lard The Power of Lard The Power of Lard
Avoid everything, etc...
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